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  1. The entrance to a tenement building

When ah wis a wee yin ah used tae get intae bother fur playin baws in the close.
When I was a young girl the neighbours would chastise me for bouncing balls off the close walls.

Don't tell any chunt right... but ah know Chantelle loast hur virginity up a close wae that fanny fae Priesty.. whit wis his name agaen? Oh aye Tosh, whit a bawbag. He says she loves the boaby anaw.
Do not let this be known, but Chantelle, the woman of ill repute, she lost her virginity to a lad from the scheme, and now he is spreading dreaful rumours about her.